Talk with Ethan of the Pirate Ship Haven
Ethan Doolittle be an old pirate from the 60's, taught to
use the new signaling machine by his sister, Eliza. Ye can
practice your pirate speak with 'im, but type slow for Ethan
ain't too quick.
History of your chat with Ethan:
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Note:
Ethan be as simple minded as a rusty anchor! This be
common knowledge. Please don't try to signal us to say he
be dumb, or lame, or how to fix 'im. If ye don't like
the way he talks, ye can change the code yourself. It's
mostly guidelines, anyway. Just view source on this
page to see the Javascript, and save it below decks on ye
hard drive. Then try to command Ethan act any way ye want,
but stand by for a mutiny!! :-)
Ye fine print: This Javascript code, based on the old
"ELIZA" program, was written in the last century by
Michal Wallace and
significantly enhanced by
George Dunlop.
It was captured on the open sea-web and *pirate-tized*
by Bill Kennedy
in '05. There be copyrights 1n this code. Software Pirates,
follow the code or else. Ye be warned!