Talk with Eliza of the Blue Diamond Tavern in Port Royale

Eliza be one of the rare and comely pirate whenches. Ye can practice your pirate speak with 'er. Speak plain, for she be sly but right simple.

Note:

Eliza be as plain as an old copper. Please don't signal us to say she be dumb, or simple. If ye have a be good to ye or ye have a suggestion on how to gussy 'er up, send a signal to Cap't Bill by commanding that harpoon pointer to about here and clicking away. If ye don't like the way she talks, ye can change the code yourself. It's mostly guidelines, anyway. Just bring on deck the source on this page to see the Javascript jibberish, and save it below decks on ye hard drive. Then try to command Eliza as ye wish, but stand by for a gail for she has a mind of 'er own!! :-)

Ye fine print: This Javascript code, based on the old "ELIZA" program, was written in the last century by Michal Wallace and significantly enhanced by George Dunlop. It was found on the open sea-web and *pirate-tized* by Bill Kennedy in '05. There be copyrights 1n this code but it can be re-rigged if ye speak Java. Software Pirates, follow the code or else. Ye be warned!